I am conducting a test in my mind and the results so far have been disgustingly astonishing.

Every once in a while, like so many of you out there, I receive messages from strangers via Friendster saying something along the lines of "Hi, I'll like to be your friend, etc.. Pls add me to your msn/friendster..." and then I go click on the guy's profile 'cos of course I'm curious as to how this guy looks like right? and then I see his age on his profile and I look at his face in his photo and 99% of the time the guy is close to 30 or above 30 and does look white-collar middle-aged. and every single time I have something close to a seizure because my mind tells me that there's something about me that's attracting guys who are O-L-D.

And of course that gives me a perfectly legitimate reason to ignore these men because they insult me by being so old.

And then I think - Could it be because maybe I'm a 24 year-old who looks *gasp* looks *hyper-ventilates* O-L-D?

What the fuck.

I should change all the photos in my profile to Chicken Little's.

That way, I'll attract guys closer to my age.